Your face is burnt! Oh my god, I'm so sorry, my dad is a major idiot sometimes. Sorry, uh, how much do you need, I got twenty dollars for compensation!
Hey guys, sorry I haven't been around. Dad took me on a fishing trip.
I tried to tell him that it was a bad idea to get in a wooden boat in the middle of a lake (which is generally filled with water), but he said "NONSENSE IT'S PERFECTLY SAFE" and forced me along anyhow. It went well for about thirty seconds, and long story short, we ended up in the water, he got put out, and then he grounded me. HE GROUNDED ME!